See my bikini on the rocks? Yup that means I’m getting some naked sun time.
So don’t come closer unless you are comfortable with this natural, wild state of being.
The sun needs to saturate my whole body, not just the parts deemed socially appropriate.
This is healthy, naturegasmic living.
But in order to be a well functioning member of this crazy society, to spare the blushes of the public and avoid my arrest, I’ll seek out the wild places and spaces where the trees, rivers, rocks and birds welcome me as just another part of the natural world.
So if you see the bikini and still come closer, don’t say I didn’t warn you.